Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

wholesome fuckable

A healthy and happy looking person that you’d like to fuck

Did you see that new Tractor Supply advert with Miranda Lambert? She’s wearing this cute flannel cutoff and she’s outside with her dogs in some pretty horse pasture. She’s about as wholesome fuckable as you can get.

by bkooo June 1, 2023

Gas Wholesaler

Somebody that talks rubbish 100% of the time.

Tom is such a gas wholesaler

by Spunkmonk4 December 19, 2010

Jack Whole

A guy being an ass.

A guy who is stupid. Aka Jack Whole

by loserdfnjlsdbngjlsdg October 18, 2010

Creamy Whole

As in a creamy White Hot Oral Liquid Explosion. A shot of whipped cream flavored smirnoff dunked in cream soda root beer.

I'm really hung over this morning, we slopped down way too many creamy wholes last night.

by EnragedChipmunk January 10, 2012

The whole cat

A phrase used by itself to describe an occurrence that was absurd, ridiculous, exaggerated, or dramatic. Usually emphasized more than once for severity.

Katrina: "We need to talk about last night."

Dara: "Girl, we did the most."

Katrina: "It was the whole cat."

Dara: "The whole cat."

by ktdelira September 30, 2012

Going Whole Hippo

When you are going full ham but bigger. Cause Hippos are huge. Ham is a food. Hippos are big and alive. So go hippo.

I was going whole Hippo typing that definition.

by johnjr11 November 6, 2014