Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Bubba weight

Games given to someone in a game of pool that exceeds the amount of games they really need for being close to pro. Typically its 4 games on the wire for every 7 games played but can fluctuate up or down by one game. Typically its set up to be a totally lopsided match.

If you would like to gamble some as long as I get bubba weight I will play.

by Golfergalore January 26, 2021

penis weight

The weight of ur erection

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night

by Chiller billy April 25, 2015

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

weight liftyish

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.

"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."

by puerthairican July 16, 2016