Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.

Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.

by FakeWeights May 21, 2018

Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

get in the weight room

a phrase you say to someone after you have outplayed them physically in some sport activity. it implies that the other person is weak, and needs to bulk up or toughen up

Playing Football,,,John hits Billy really hard, Billy falls over

John- "Damn son, get in the weight room!!!"

by adad2232 April 5, 2010

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Date Weight

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.

"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"

by Colonel Harland Sanders August 13, 2008

divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs

Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.

by wyrick May 19, 2011

weight

blame, responsiblity

who's gonna take the weight -Ganstarr

by Countbass C August 21, 2003