The grimy nasty shit that sometimes leaks out of the garbage bag, the worst kind of garbage. Or just garbage that is really wet. They are both equally bad.
by water-garbage November 23, 2015

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"
by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.
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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?
Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010

Old timey method of saying that a person is attractive. Used in a time when, unlike today, it was impolite to state what exactly on your mind.
1938: would you look at that dame, she sure is a cool drink of water!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!
by Tim-o-tay April 3, 2019
