Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

vagine and dash

The fine art of hitting it and quitting it

I went to suzys and pulled a vagine and dash

by alerpinsky April 14, 2015

vaginal intertube

when the cock ring gets stuck in the woman's vagina during sexual intercourse

chad, my c-ring totally fell off inside her! gave that girl a vaginal intertube!

by peachyboiiii September 9, 2022

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003