vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012

Vag clamp

The act of squeezing ones vaginal muscles during intercourse.

Grace gave me such a vag clamp I couldn't get it out.

by Glynos January 2, 2012

vag tight

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

by brrutled July 2, 2011

Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.

My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.

by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011

Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.

Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.

by Lisa04 December 5, 2018

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018