Union Beach

Union Beach is comprised of the remains of what little dignity Keyport had, washed up on a dirty, needle-ridden shore. It is a smelly town, named after its "beach," that is, instead, a patch of second-hand sand and an arrangement of fake dolphins. Pre-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (PHSUB) was a dump, and Post-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (also PHSUB) continues to be a dump. Children grown here are misshapen and unintelligent. They go on to lead unsuccessful lives and swim in the filthy, green water that stunts their growth on a daily basis.

Person 1: "There's a party in Union Beach tonight. Would you like to go?"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"

by TheGirlfromUB January 22, 2013

unionville

u-vill is full of losers who put shitty ass definitions online about the school and the people in it when not everyone in the school is a druggy and not everyone is rich... yes some ppl have cool cars and expensive clothes and yes there are people who are druggies... but there are normal people in there so grow up and do something useful with your life instead of writing stupid shit on here to make yourself feel better


im out... lata bitches

yeah go do some homework yah fuckheads

by thetruth May 2, 2005

union

The only reason a person with no college education or skills can earn $25 an hour for unskilled labor while sitting around and doing nothing, showing up for work late or drunk, calling in sick half the time and without concern for punishment, taking a very long lunch and like 5 breaks, and getting most holidays off while having the audacity to complain and demand more from his company and go on strike about his company’s alleged “unfair” working conditions. The only thing that would be “fair” is for the company to kick the union and its lazy employees like this to the curb and replace them with hardworking people who would be grateful to have such high pay and benefits for unskilled work.

I hate the union! All labor unions are antiquated, corrupt, useless and a detrement to corporate America. The union(s) are also the reason so many industrial jobs in this country are going to Mexico and China.

by [e-mail] April 25, 2008

soviet union

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!…

the door opens you!

its god but in Russia

IM GONNA JOIN THE SOVIET UNION AND GONNA BE A NINJA

by ninjafromrussia696969969696969 March 5, 2020

Wife Union

A secret union for wives. There is strong evidence for its existence given the fact that once in, output drastically dwindles.

"My old lady pulled out that wife union card last night...I asked for some head and she said that job is for temps"

by Honeymooned December 15, 2008

unionville girls

everyone stop complaining!! the ones who are complaining are prolly the ones who fit the damn stereotype!! so shut up!

stop complaing ahhh!!

by umm December 30, 2004

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003