by The Real Dill October 26, 2011
Get the Unicorn hugmug. 
"Shun the non-believer!
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"
"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"
"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"
"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"
"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.
by compoura December 1, 2006
Get the charlie the unicornmug. the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
Get the unicorn gogglesmug. To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
by BorisSs April 27, 2011
Get the Glitter the unicornmug. 1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
Get the Precious Unicornmug. A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
Get the The Last Unicornmug.