Twenty Four inches

two feet - what you have on the ends of your legs that you stand on

1) "could you do something for me?"
2) "you have twenty four inches! get off your ass and do it yourself!"

by Monstre December 14, 2008

Twenty two skidoo

1. when some is very jazz like.

2. when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

3. when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.

"that film was... erm twenty two skidoo"

by Vincent Black October 21, 2008

twenty-six'ing

placing your balls in the asshole while your cock is in the cunt

del was twenty-six'ing when the riot broke out in the women's prision.

by dunetoon September 25, 2009

Twenty-pound baby

verb:

to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid

That bird over there is a dog, I'll be giving her a 20 pound baby

by Milo November 24, 2003

Twenty-nine palms

Ask a room full of people how many have wanted to try some crack, for a show of hands. If there are 600 people in the room and 29 of them thought about it, you will see twenty-nine palms.

Got a turnout of twenty-nine palms on crack use last night, usually I get about three, four out of 600.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2016

twentier

A twentier is an average uneducated white male with an extra chromosome. The typical twentier will play a homosexual sport and attempt to insult anyone or anything that disagrees with it

A dangerous side affect of being in close proximity one is the loss of brain cells.

A twentier: “I’m going to take three girls to the prom, one in each arm”
A twentier : “I couldn’t get a ride because my parents have jobs”

by WhAt dO YoU MeAn?!?! July 23, 2018

twent

a type of sucker punch that stops an endless argument without injuring the other party beyond the point of a fat lip.

"He got a twent for going on about it..."

by momhubbard December 15, 2008