twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.

Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

twinkie queen

Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).

Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.

You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.

by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014

Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"

We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie

by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017