An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.
"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"
by jez price February 14, 2007
Get the Corporate twatmug. When a man goes down on a woman using his tongue, he dances back and forth back and forth between between the clit and pussy, exciting her to the point she is unable to control herself and cums time after time. The giver often will alternate between sucking on the clit and pussy lips and inserting his tongue into the cunt many times adding a finger or two. and "triple tonging" the clit. Once a experienced Twat Tangoer has started it is almost impossable for the woman to ask him to stop. It often ends up with the woman having a female ejaculation, squirting the guy in the mouth and face. A form of foreplay that almost for sure ends up in intercourse.
A gal knows what it does to her to be eaten, but the TT takes it to the next level fiving her additional thrills and pleasure.
WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.
WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.
by Passionate Pete March 15, 2010
Get the Twat Tangomug. My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"
by ladrater October 18, 2010
Get the Twat Chopsmug. by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011
Get the Twat Knockingmug. When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.
(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"
by Dave "The Air Bus" September 22, 2008
Get the Twat sicklemug. by faghagsalwaysBOFL January 6, 2015
Get the clot twatmug. When the labia hangs precariously below the vag opening as a result of either plentiful pounding or as a result of perpetual camel toe. This condition is especially visible when wearing pants that enhance an already pronounced camel toe.
Dr. Robic has a serious case of dangle-twat: it was clearly visible in those gray dress pants. She should tighten that vag up, buy bigger pants, or stop taking such wide cock.
by Racerback December 4, 2009
Get the dangle-twatmug.