trigger happy

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.

What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.

by The Trigger August 30, 2016

Trigger

a. Lennoxville`s burger. Go to Mcdonalds, order a Junior chicken burger and a double cheese Burger. Stick the Junior inside the double. You have a trigger!

b. Delicious quadruple burger for 3 bucks.

c. Good post-party snack.

a. Fuck, Im so wasted man, lets go to mcdonalds.
b. Yeah lets order shitloads of fries, rootbeer and TRIGGERS!

by lennoxvegas December 15, 2008

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Triggered

A term used by Social Justice Warriors to let somebody know that you offended them, no matter what words you said.

SJW: You hurt my feelings, I'm triggered.

Person who can take a joke: Get over it, you little bitch.

by sjwhater June 3, 2017

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.

James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?

by James_godhandle February 4, 2020