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sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic
by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021
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Traffic

Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'
Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"

Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
by CandyPaintedExcursion February 2, 2020
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traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.
My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.
by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022
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Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
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Trafficness

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE
by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021
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