taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

Topend

Someone who is completely unaware of their stupidity, and also has similar meanings to words such as idiot, prat and fool.

Person 1 "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "He's a complete topend, can you see what he's trying to do."

by My Name Is Danny Scott March 12, 2008

topek

The most cute and handsome person in Manjung, Perak .

Wow , that guy is so topek

by topekthehandsomeguy August 4, 2017

duct-taper

Girl that you would have sex with only if they had duct tape over their mouth.

Beautiful girl with a bangin body who has the most annoying voice known to man, can also apply to someone who just says annoying things or is totally stupid (not ding-bat stupid, rock stupid).

"Damn she's fine. but did you hear her voice, she's a real duct-taper."

by inyodreams February 3, 2010

toner

orange soda & grenadine

Man what a day, I need a Toner!

by maui2 February 17, 2009

toger

someone who uses poor grammar and spelling on message boards.

The rantards gave the toger a hard time.

by mateo25 December 6, 2007

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010