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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Whack A Todd

A high jinks game that usually occurs when drunk. One players must put his penis through a hole in a gate or fence and the other participants of the game have to hit the penis with a pre determined object. The object can be anything from a spoon to a piece of Chicken
I played Whack a Todd last night and my cock is cut to pieces
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Todd

A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.

Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."

Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"

(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)

Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."

Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"

Lansing: "Yes. >_<"

Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."

Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"

Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."

*Meanwhile*

Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"

Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"

Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 19, 2024
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Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
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Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin
"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"
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On todd

The most epic term to replace on god because who would want to say on god when you can say on todd
Dude i just had sex with a hot girl
put it on todd
on todd bro
by kaidunwoody May 25, 2023
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