baby butter

The kind of butter that makes a woman fat, in a pregnant sort of way, if it enters through vaginal intercourse. Ironically, this butter can be part of a fat free diet if consumed orally. The latter use is recommended for most women. Also commonly referred to as semen, jizz, love spit, etc.

Her: Rub some cocoa butter on my back, honey!

Him: I'd rather put some baby butter on your face, dear...

by -Matt Young, USMC January 2, 2008

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buttered toast

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.

"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy

by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008

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penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

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butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

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Butters Stotch

a fictional character from the television series, South Park. He was supposed to be like those 80s sitcom characters.

Butters Stotch's first episode all about him was in season 5.
Butters Stotch is my favorite character in South Park!

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Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

by shifty85 August 28, 2006

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