Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004

Taking Back Sunday

The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday

"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"

by tax0r March 6, 2005

Talking White

When you talk properly and fluently with high vocabulary.

person 1 : I absolutely loathe-
person 2 : AYO G, STOP TALKING WHITE.
person 1 : what.

by meza89 December 14, 2014

Taking it up the ass

Being taken advantage of in a variety of situations. As if you're bending over, you're in a kind of vulnerable situation where people can easily shove stuff up your ass, and you're taking it with a faint smile.

If he rents this shitty apartment for as much money as their asking, he will totally be taking it up the ass.

by Jamie M. September 28, 2005

nigger talking

talking in circles, contradicting one sentence with the next; done out of ignorance or some times to confuse

"He said the computer wasn't stolen; but then he started nigger talking, saying that he ripped the TV right off the wall."

by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008