e-thirsty

An adjective that decribes an individual who finds the need to e-date.
ToxicJolt is e-thirsty.
by BgoneThot December 23, 2017
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Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014
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medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
by rottenhana June 05, 2011
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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 11, 2023
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Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle
by Rachel e Henderson June 13, 2018
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Thirsty Thursday

To seek sex a day before the weekend starts
I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday
by Favol February 17, 2023
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thirsty thursday

A concept made up by @shelovesf1 on tiktok where every thursday we rank the drivers thirsty instagam/tiktok postes.
Someone: do you wanna come to my house on thursday ?

Me: Are you crazy it's thirsty thursday I have to watch @shelovesf1's rankings.
by Whoreforcharlesleclerc September 23, 2022
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