slut thighs

the worst insult ever. Nice try though.
person 1:Look at those slut thighs.
person 2:You don't make sense. Maybe you should go to Villa and learn a thing or two.
by Good one March 20, 2005
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Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)
Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"
by Asapparky July 17, 2018
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Nikolai Gogols Thighs

The thighs of Nikolai Gogol, often talked about throughout the Bungo Stray Dogs fandom
“I want to be crushed by Nikolai Gogols Thighs.”
“The author?”
“No, the character from Bungo Stray Dogs.”
by nikolaisphatjuicythighs April 30, 2022
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Thigh Job

When a very large woman holds you hostage against your will and rubs her thighs against your member. (Typically associated with Femdom or BDSM.
Now I ain't gay but...holy FUCK that Thigh Job was amazing! I never knew being tied up against your will was so hot!
by Silvam February 13, 2022
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Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
by macrent2 July 31, 2009
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THICC ASS THIGHS

Thicc thighs

Every man's weakness

Even gay men can't resist a fine babe with wide thighs
Dude1:yo, mike smashed dat fat hoe yesterday,he said she had some thicc ass thighs
Dude2:thicc ass thighs huh, every man's weakness
by Elderjonthemayogod April 24, 2018
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R2D2 Thigh Highs

R2D2 Thigh Highs are an article of clothing all women should accessorise with during sexual intercourse.
"Damn those R2D2 Thigh Highs gonna make me bust a nut like him. *R2D2 SCREAMING NOISES*"
by R2D2 Peanuts November 29, 2021
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