two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 July 5, 2010

2 scoops

A fat chick that resembles two scoops of Ice cream.

Sally looks like 2 scoops of vanilla

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

Poop Scoop

When person is so silly or ridiculous they're such a pooper. But their poopiness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their poop and using it for silliness. They're just being a Poop Scoop.

James, you're such a poop scoop!

by plop100 October 18, 2011

face scoop

a. to slap somebody using mostly palm.
b. to slap the shit out of somebody

This girl was coming at be all crazy getting all in my face, I straight up face scooped her ass.

by bootch nation June 30, 2010

negative scoop

Mike "Chief Champion" Brusoe's word basically meaning the opposite of scoop. Which means it is not a good thing.

Matt :hey brusoe do we have school today?
Chief Champion: yea, we do, but frederick county has off, thats a big damn NEGATIVE SCOOP!

by No-Yes January 25, 2005

fatman scoop

firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat, fatman scoop is a word used to describe something that is realy realy cool. Also used as an expression of glee after something cool has happened.

'check out that car, its fatman scoop'
'wow that was fatman scoop!'

by Adi Bull June 14, 2005

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006