swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 12, 2010

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 09, 2014

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021

butt roots

The act of sitting in a chair for FAR too long and your butt grows roots.

"I have worked my 12 hour shift and it was really slow, I think my butt has grown butt roots."

by bootyroots12 March 02, 2014

ricky root

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.

"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."

by Alabama firedragon November 18, 2015

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 11, 2009

root down

To have sex in the woods. To get naked in the forest and having wild animal sex.

My girlfriend and I go out to the wilderness to root down

by Spotsaneed June 14, 2004