you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.

Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

by Dagger dic September 30, 2020

penedlove on the rocks with no ice

When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.

popid pos pops popis si no porque?

by popis....SI! August 13, 2004

Just another penny in the bucket

Its a a cent, a single penny,(not even 2 cent, doesnt add up to your 2 cents), its useless on its own in the real world, It looks, feels, sounds just like every other penny, its not unique,the only difference from penny to penny is the road it has traveled to reach its current place at the end of the road, yes the end of the road because you are single minded just like the penny a single cent, a single penny, or single minded person(penny) will never go anywhere, but travel in the lowest of places(bottom of purses,wallets,old jars), disregarded, not respected by people, it has no real obtainable value, but at the end of the day, or year or after many years ...the pennies will eventually add up, now in vast numbers, they may appear to hold MORE value, but not really, they are still the same old dirty pennies, that dont hold much value, and the general population could care less, and will toss them aside!

steve says "I think all pit bulls are mean and aggresive, and should not be bred", so I say your" just another penny in the bucket"

by shammallamadingdong January 4, 2013

penis in the vagina

Something obvious or something that everyone knows about.

It's called penis in the vagina because everyone knows about sex.

Guy to his friend: 8 times 9 is 72? Really?

Guy's friend: Wow. Penis in the vagina, dumbass.

by XoXo_ December 11, 2010

kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

by t bear September 28, 2005

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022