Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.

That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.

by Tom Crate January 4, 2012

Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.

John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.

by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.

I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.

by Danack November 27, 2020