Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 03, 2007
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thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy
"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"
by Thumping dogs January 08, 2017
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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 11, 2016
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onion meat

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.
by sUcK diK 420 May 05, 2019
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Magic onion

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*
by Kyeforce_forever June 23, 2016
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Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.
Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion
by De_Beeron January 08, 2018
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onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.
by UrbanStephen September 03, 2010
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