Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 11, 2007

italian slap

A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

by webhole August 17, 2004

Beethoven slap

When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands

Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap

by Stefano & Andre October 20, 2005

Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 07, 2014

slap five

Also, high five.

Hey, little buddy, slap five!

by tdlsix August 29, 2008

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti art that involves slapping stickers everywhere. A method of spreading awareness of an agenda or brand. Stickers are often traded to expand distribution.

My crew is sticker slapping my message all over town.

by Free_Skateboard_Sticker September 28, 2013