SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else

That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP

by Me has return November 3, 2023

Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull

I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed

by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023

ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long

ULA Seagull is a horny seagull.

by MidBay May 7, 2021

Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018

Rumbo Seagull

when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.

Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.

by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual who often comes off as a bragger or douchebag despite their good deeds.

Our boss is Such a general seagull when it comes to bringing cakes into work

by General S May 15, 2022