Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 10, 2023

Roof

A structure above your head.

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.

by RisenRealm December 24, 2022

The Roof

An attractive white girl, usually from South Africa/Botswana

Hey bro, ask The Roof out yet?

by Le schpoain January 12, 2023

No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018

Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof

So was that ur fiddler on the roof

by Tbest-evva August 13, 2017

Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

by betterdick January 14, 2019

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018