Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

Sour Mash

When the semen used from a previous jerk session is used as the lube for following session. Derived from the definition used in the whiskey making process.

So I wanted to rub it again after I was finished but I ran out of lube. Had to use a sour mash.

by miguel123 January 5, 2014

mashed out

To get knocked down or knocked out to get overpowered layed out or rolled over

That guy got mashed out in front of the store he must of stole something

by Gil Geor May 14, 2018

Sausage Mash

When you take two dicks and mash them into one hole.

Sharon enjoys a good Sausage Mash when her son-in-law and his friends come over.

by TheLt March 15, 2018

Gorilla Mash

The name given to the sexual act of Jizzing on your partners face (Facial). Similar to a gorilla mask but without the pubic hair

Also known as a Facial or Pulling Out

Dave: You give her a gorilla mask?

Cameron: Nah i had no hair.

Dave: So a gorilla mash.

by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 15, 2011

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022