Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.

Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

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Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023

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Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023

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italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

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Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020

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