Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020

Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.

Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.

by Repressed Humor Issues November 26, 2024

Foreign Lubing

Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water

Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Anal Without Lube

When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass

Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 5, 2024

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.

"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."

by Jpadg February 22, 2018

kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.

We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.

by Kornflak January 27, 2015