2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.

It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.

by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009

I Plead the 5th

A term that mostly black people say

Tyrone: I PLEAD THE 5TH

Cop: I Do not Care Blacky

by Scar The Cat November 26, 2022

5th ring of hell

Place in hell reserved for people who drink decaf coffee.

Gay Guy: "I'll have a decaf latte please."

The World: "Your Going to the 5th ring of hell!"

by Soulry January 13, 2006

November 5th 1992

The day a queen was born

Person 1: what day was the Queen born
Person 2: November 5th 1992 DUH!!!!

by Quiinn November 19, 2019

September 5th 2006

big dick

anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored

by daddy7384859593 April 5, 2023

November 5th, 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since November 5th, 2022.

by The other floob November 4, 2021