A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
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Tentative by System of a Down
Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶
Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶
Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶
Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶
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"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
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