Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

by Selric February 24, 2015

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008

Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.

The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.

by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

Pinus Testicles

A young greek boy from the town of greecikiastopolis. 2. cousin to greekastopolis t. Hector. How to say idiot in norweigian

" you are a pinus testicles"

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Testiclees

The act of jumping over a chair

God damn it I couldn’t testiclees earlier

by Jarohn June 11, 2018

Testiclez

Testiclez .. is the Greek God of Fornitude

Born with great intellect, innate leadership skills..

and the drive to inspire millions to become true American patriots.

Testiclez, The Greek God of Fornitude

by J Cabo January 4, 2019