Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022

pull up a teddy

When male and female go down on another female

Me and my girl pull up a teddy

by Lulu 💯 March 25, 2017

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy

Best mf you could ever meet, will slay people and other creatures like your bed bugs for you and commit arson occasionally.
Semi-aggressive when you reject their compliments though, gotta use a bat to shut up💔

They are the Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy.

by Jordan_Ackerman July 1, 2021

Dealer’s Teddy

A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.

Damn that boy Charlie really a Dealer’s Teddy, he payin 50 a 8th for reggie

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022

saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022

teddy

(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.

That kid who had a stuffed animal fetish loved cumming on his teddy.

by Big Man May 13, 2005