by David Allen Joe Smith April 27, 2011
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by DesiRy May 27, 2010
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A taser is a small handheld device used for shocking. It emits small and relatively harmless amounts of electricity, but still a little painful.
by Party Pooper August 9, 2004
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1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
by ultimate poop tease sweeney April 2, 2007
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An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
by Fan dango May 11, 2006
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by Ashley_the_total_hottness November 9, 2005
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by coolgurl November 22, 2003
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