blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.

You're a stupid blue-tard.

by Mechafox July 18, 2006

Rofl-tard

Rofl-tard - N.- One whom laughs so uncontrollably, they appear to suffer from a mental handicap

ex.- "Wow she is such a rofl-tard milk is coming out of her nose!"

by Boogerballer3 February 5, 2009

o-tard

When a person's behavior or words transcend the definition of retarded, the person is defined as having reached the level of an o-tard or orgasmically retarded.

Person 1: Let me tell you a funny story about two cousins I knew in high school. One had no ass and a huge rack, while the other had a huge ass and no rack. All the boys thought it was so funny.

Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!

by Shanghaik June 5, 2010

Brit-tard

British retard, generally a chav but also applied to British nerds.

-"Hey, do you like my outfit?" -"Dude, wearing that chav shirt you look like a Brit-tard. Go change!"

by DCoitus August 11, 2010

nerd-tard

1) One who is technically adept but otherwise quite stupid.

2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.

The nerd-tard thinks a group of cellphones can pop popcorn.

by ad-92129 September 3, 2011

tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.

Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.

by bastard May 23, 2003

tard hauler

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

by sex panther September 23, 2005