tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

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tabetiquette

The proper conduct expected while one is browsing the web on another's computer:

* do not close others' tabs
* do not modify others' tabs
* do use your own tabs (by opening a new tab)

1. "You just closed all my tabs! Haven't you ever heard of proper tabetiquette?"
2. "Hey, I was using that tab! That's a serious breach of tabetiquette."

by S-ph June 7, 2013

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Tabeer • tabee • tabee3i • Tabeeb • tabeel • Tabeena • Tabeetha • Tabeezy • tables • Tabernacle

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

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table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016

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table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

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table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

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One of a kind special girl. Drop dead gorgeous, super smart, always getting A’s in school. Boys go crazy over her. Loves animals, extremely caring and loving, has a fat ass, hard working, always has her eyes on that special one boy. If you know a tabbetha then you are extremely lucky

Damm have you seen tabbetha lately? She been looking like a snack

by BrandonFuckingLamonica January 13, 2018

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