superman

to fist your girlfriend while laying on your stomach

to act like superman flying

by JATL December 3, 2007

Superman

Superman is a lame and stupid superhero from a stupid comic book. Superman is especially not better than CATWOMAN (the best superhero ever). His powers are useless and he is quite ugly. He wears red underwear over blue tights (attractive....NOT) and a red cape with a yellow S on his chest. Which supposedly stands for superman but i think it is meant to stand for stupidman.

This, especially compared to Catwoman (another superhero), makes him stupid and worthless.

OMG what is that ugly thing in the sky?

I think its superman

Oh man that sucks, I want catwoman to save our day.

I agree.

by Sallyyyx October 17, 2010

superman

when your lady is sleeping place you ass above her face facing her feet slap her stomach and throw your arms forward and say wooosh this will startle the female and her face will then enter your ass

i gave my girlfriend a superman last night... she was pissed, it was awsome

by KevBo541 May 4, 2011

superman that hoe

When you slap that shit out of a hoe that keeps talking out of turn or is talking crazy/disrespectfully. You slap her extremely fast, hard, and strong as if superman had slapped her; thus causing her to fold up like a wallet or fly up under something.

Pachi: You need to quit actin like a bitch
Aly: I'm gon' do what i wanna do! You cant tell me what to do
*Pachi proceeds to "superman that hoe" with lightning speed and iron-like might, causing Aly to fly across the room*

by Pachirisu November 8, 2007

superman

Refer to Caio

Caio is my smarxy superman.

by chingo March 31, 2003

Superman

A certain move some lap dancers use, usually creepy guy lap dancers that lap dance for girls when they turn 21, where they go on their front and wrap their legs around the chair and complete it with superman arm positioning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5M75VDO1E&feature=channel_page
After seeing his man thong and large belly she got superman'd

by BexCa April 26, 2009

Supermanality

state of mind thinking that you can overcome anything
Thinking that your a superMAN but purely a mear mortal

A.K.A
Superman-mentality

"when your drunk friend picks a fight with three larger guys, "damn he's got his supermanality on"

"you see that guy on cops? he got tazed, and pepper sprayed and still didnt go down! Now he had some supermanality to him!"

by greenlanternbatman April 10, 2011