ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo
by jonbalbach June 29, 2009
Get the strumming my man banjo mug.The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.
Also used in the -ed form
Also used in the -ed form
Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.
Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it
Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.
Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it
Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
by YabingYang October 22, 2016
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Strumping
• Trumping
• scrumping
• stumping
• strumming
• Shrumping
• Trumping-it
• Trumping Up
• Shrumping Gimp
• Strummingdad
To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006
Get the Chocolate Grape Stomping mug.1. Slang term for areas that contain active and/or inactive surface mines. Used by young people to hold impromptu parties devoid of police interference.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
coal cracker: Let's go to the strippings, and have some fun.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the strippings mug.Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
Get the stumping mug.Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015
Get the anal scrumping mug.After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.
by Witness10mm October 4, 2005
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