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no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go
“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”
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Stress

Sabrina has a lot of stress 24/7
by Sab O March 16, 2022
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Socio Stress

stress happened due to the social networks that we spent too much time thinking about and surfing useless things
boy 1 : What happen bro?
boy 2 : dude, I'm having this socio stress over last night!
by TheOneAndOnlySurviour August 18, 2013
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.
You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.
by ceep October 13, 2014
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Twofold stress

When two things are stressing you out at the same time.
Dan: "Bro u okay?"
Aaron: "Dude I got finals and I'm in a bad group, I got twofold stress, it sucks..."
Dan: "Twofold what?"
by gibustheinfamous May 19, 2020
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Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
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