A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.
by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009
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"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'
by Jake George January 15, 2008
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The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
by MadHat December 17, 2004
Get the cleveland steamer mug.The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.
by fdkj May 14, 2008
Get the cleveland steamer mug.The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.
She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.
by Grande John June 25, 2006
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Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
by atontonamous September 9, 2009
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