Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.

"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."

by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009

Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.

Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.

by Shambles299 October 3, 2011

skiftle

spelt like Skifftle, and same meaning, A small amount of weed, usually enough for a bowl or two to get a buddy by.

Bones, Got a Skiftle?

by Muffinmunchking January 15, 2014

shift it

Get a move on, get going, hurry up.

No heroics Bruce, c'mon now! Shift it!

by HenricLadson September 1, 2017

Skifton

not really a definition

Skifton as a teacher sucks ass

by Inforestly June 20, 2018

Shift Bitch

The employee who is usually asked/ told by management to fill in for coworkers who call in sick or are otherwise unavailable to work their originally assigned shift.

Employee 1: Damn man, I’m pulling double shifts twice this week because everybody else punked out.

Employee 2: Haha, looks like you’re the official shift bitch at this place!

by ElFume May 30, 2019

Stictile Erectus

A word to be used when the male genital gets aroused/affected and you have to describe it.

similar words: stiffy, boner, hard one, howling wolf, mishap, and confused.

Dude1: Wow dude I'm really pulling a stictile erectus right now.
Dude2: Yah me too.

by very unique name April 13, 2021