Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013

clit stain

When a female is wet and sits on a surface and it leaves a stain

Falicia left a clit stain on Michael's upper lip

by Cumstain McGee September 5, 2016

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

death stain

Stains left in toilet bowl after defication

Damn Jackie you must've taken a massive shit cause you painted the toilet with huge death stains

by Triple agent Sebastian Roderic February 2, 2017

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014