Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
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Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk
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Get the Lebanese Squonk mug.A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.
Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
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Get the squigiddy squong mug.Tushie (Two she), Squooshy (Skwu-she), and Gushy (goo she) is an endearing term used for those who received spunk in their ass and now said spunk is leaking out of their asshole. Equally used between gay men and women who enjoy anal sex. The term is a loving way of saying, "I enjoy your cum shot in my rectum."
Person 1 - I love you, Bruce!
Person 2 - I love my Tushie Squooshy Gushy, John.
(They then kiss with tongue)
Daughter - I love Jamal! He gives me the Tushie Squooshy Gushy all the time!
Mom - If only I could have been so lucky instead of you being conceived.
Person 2 - I love my Tushie Squooshy Gushy, John.
(They then kiss with tongue)
Daughter - I love Jamal! He gives me the Tushie Squooshy Gushy all the time!
Mom - If only I could have been so lucky instead of you being conceived.
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