Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

squid.ink.cosplay

an amazing tiktoker who does cosplays and danganronpa tiktoks.

squid.ink.cosplay is amazing

by dajbdakjsbd March 31, 2021

Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.

Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??

by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021

Squid Kid

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.

That kid has no bones so he must be a squid kid.

by Looptit917 February 7, 2019

squid fight

When ladies bump vaginas. Because it looks like squids fighting with their beaks.

Is Leslie coming to the party tonight?
Nah, she's at home squid fighting with her girlfriend.

by mystr kat luvr 69 August 15, 2010

squid corn

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.

Ew you collect diapers? your such a squid corn.

by marshmallowmayty January 19, 2016