grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016

squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

squeeze job

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

squeegee boy

Someone who cleans up after the money shot.

Shawn knew he hit the big time when he got called to be the squeegee boy for a bukkake scene.

by aa1123 May 8, 2011

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007