splointy

A word that means whatever I choose it to mean at any moment.

True Elroy: you're not splointy ._.
AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o

by True Elroy January 17, 2004

Soint

joint sap avacadosaint smoke

Tree sap from the innermost part of an avacado tree that is rolled into a joint. This allows for the user to speak with the dead when a high is reached.

Hey man, St. Peter was a real jerk.

How do you know that?

I just talked to him.

How?

I was smoking a soint that's how.

by The Great Dillo December 9, 2008

Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome

When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.

I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.

by Sleet October 5, 2009

Spontaneous Nachos

The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.

Alex - I'm hungry.

Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?

James - Spontaneous nachos!

by Smirlie March 15, 2011

master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004