splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003

splurdy

To explode inwards.
To have such a great emotional tide that you explode.

*Note* This is not a perverted word you stupid sons a bitches

Guy: I love you sooooo much!!!!
Girl: OMG OMG OMG! I love you too! I'm gonna go splurdy!!!

by Sgt. Slon January 13, 2008

Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009

Splurtage

Peeing when you are not ready.

I raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before I got there.

by thebrainlady November 14, 2011

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

Splurj

When you launch some mouth splattt. Its nasty as ball. It happens when your'e moving and don't like it.

Bruh eric just launched splurj after being on the bus for 23 hours.

by Fronkus M Burger June 3, 2018