spif

Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.

"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."

by spycloud April 24, 2007

Spiff

When one is afraid to swallow a mouthful of manly juices and spits it out instead of swallowing.

Dave: That girl looks like she could give some good head!

Brayden: Naw bro, she spiffed me last week..

by DaAssClown August 4, 2012

SLIF

an abbreviation for “so lame it's funny” can also be said as “it’s so lame it’s funny”

Wright Brothers: this flying machine will change the world as we know it
Critic: this plan is SLIF... LOL

by jai614 April 30, 2006

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

spiffy

A word commonly used by Alia and Jen showing above adequate appreciation for an idea/event/etc.

"that's effin spiffy."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang September 29, 2006

Spiff Of A Spam

The person who made this word is dumb.

Spiff of a Spam is dumb.

by anus fie pace whole March 27, 2003

spliff

A Marajuana cigatette; ganja

Rude Boys and Rastafarians sprinkled opium on their spliffs before smoking them.

by Emma January 2, 2004