varsity sperm

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest

I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!

by soho January 29, 2005

sperk

used to mean "don't do anything stupid you might regret."

usually referring to someone about to commit suicide.

She knew he had been having a tough week, and could think of nothing to do but beg him to stay sperk.

by noelle!@#$%^&* August 3, 2005

spermghetti

The special sauce administerd by the world famous italian restaurant 'Guarcello's'. It consists of a man (N. Guarcello) ejaculating on a bowl of pasta noodles, then videotaping his girlfriend or mistress eating said bowl of pasta noodles while laughing in a sinical manor.

N. Guarcello: "Oh yeah, munch that spermghetti you snatch burger"
Random Skank: "But I don't wanna!!"
N. Guarcello: "SHUT UP AND EAT MY SPERMGHETTI!!!! I SLAVED AWAY FOR 5 FULL MINUTES TO WHIP YOU UP A FRESH BATCH!!!!!!!"

by angelnine9 April 28, 2007

sperms

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"

by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

sperm donor

A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a jizz soaked hankie and a note bearing the words "Now I owe you nothing"(an excellent quote from Salvadore Dali).

1. Adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".

by Lawrence of Nevada December 7, 2006

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermstache

The excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really retarded blow job, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. The word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. Got Sperm?

Sperm Mustache Blow JobWiener Lip

*Damn Paul! Learn how to give good blow jobs, so next time you won't get a spermstache.*

by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007