Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

by Speedqueen August 13, 2020

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men

“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”

by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Daytona 6-Speed

An advanced form of handjob when you lie on your back with your penis erect and a girl grips and moves it like the pattern of a stickshift (manual transmission in car). The gear ratios are determined based on your pain tolerance.

For example, she should shift from 1st to 2nd once you start to scream in pain, like high revs on an engine.

Brad: Yo dude last night was fucking NUTS I had a girl give me a Daytona 6-Speed!
Chad: Damn bro that's crazy did you make it to 6th? I usually start crying at 4th gear.
Brad: Yeah I did but she thought my asshole was the clutch...

by percentmilk2 January 21, 2021

At the Speed of Light

a song on newgrounds that gets constantly used in every hell level on a shape game

At the Speed of light is used in Geometry Dash levels like, Cataclysm, Bloodbath, Bloodlust, and many more.

by Procrastinator9001 April 22, 2022