Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 2, 2011

Speaking Bubbles

When someone speaks and they make zero sense. Their words are filled with nothing but air.

You're speaking bubbles.

or

She was so high she was speaking bubbles.

by MARictionary January 18, 2015

ecclesiastical spanking

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.

The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.

by sambarnes January 11, 2009

Sparking

Having relations which constitute an extra-marital affair, which may hold consequences such as a "really uncomfortable news conference".

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's sparking with his Argentine mistress.

by Initforthelulz July 9, 2009

Biblically speaking

References sexuality.

Originally employed to describe words or phrases that morphed (from their common use as symbols representing sex acts) to become more diversely applicable.

The original common use of the terms can be found in older translations of the Bible; hence, the slang.

"know" employed sexually in the Bible: (Gen 4:1; Matt. 1:25)

~ ~ ~

Bill: I was 'with' Susie last night...

John: Biblically speaking?!

by An A And An M June 16, 2008

spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.

Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.

by Megeelin October 14, 2012

spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003